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Giants

What do you call a fear of giants?

Feefiphobia!

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Hipsters

I called a couple people hipsters and they got mad at me. They like to be called conjoined twins instead.

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Chemistry

There are 6.02×10^23 guacas in a guacamole. That is Avacados Number.

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Hippie

What do you call a hippie’s wide?

Mississippi.

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Goals

Today I changed a lightbulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.

My life is such a joke.

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Glitter

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his private parts on glitter?

It’s pretty nuts!

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Crash position

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

It’s how I roll 😎

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The gift that keeps on giving

If you want to give a friend a gift he is sure to love, give him a refrigerator and watch his face light up when he opens it.

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Religion

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

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Language

What is the least spoken language in history?

Sign language.