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Sicario: Day of the Soldado

I saw Sicario: Day of the Soldado at AMC Neshaminy.

Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018) Action, Crime, Drama | 2h 2min | 29 June 2018 (USA) 7.1
Director: Stefano SollimaWriters: Taylor SheridanStars: Benicio Del Toro, Josh Brolin, Isabela MercedSummary: In this adventure/drama, FBI agent Matt Graver (Josh Brolin) enlists a mysterious operative to help investigate a Mexican drug cartel that has been smuggling terrorists into the U.S. Things escalate when the daughter of a top kingpin is abducted, forcing Graver and his partner to re-evaluate their mission. Written by ahmetkozan

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Elephant

What is the difference between an Indian and African elephant?

One of them is an Indian.

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Penguins

A man is driving a van full of penguins and is pulled over by a cop…

“Sir,” says the policeman. “Are you aware that there are penguins in your van?”

“Yep,” says the man. “They’re my penguins. They belong to me.”

The policeman looks at the man in disbelief and then back at the penguins, who quack at him.

“Sir, I’m afraid this is unacceptable. I need you to take them to a zoo immediately.”

The man replies, “I’ll take them right away,” and drives off.

The next day, the police officer sees the same exact van driving by and to his astonishment, it is still full of penguins! He pulls the man over again, and notices that he and the penguins are all wearing sunglasses, sunscreen, and Hawaiian shirts.

The officer gapes and says, “Sir, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!”

“Yes, I did,” the man replies. “And today I’m taking them to the beach.”

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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

I saw Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom at AMC Neshaminy.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 2h 8min | 22 June 2018 (USA) 6.2
Director: J.A. BayonaWriters: Derek Connolly, Colin TrevorrowStars: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rafe SpallSummary: Three years after the Jurassic World theme park was closed down, Owen and Claire return to Isla Nublar to save the dinosaurs when they learn that a once dormant volcano on the island is active and is threatening to extinguish all life there. Along the way, Owen sets out to find Blue, his lead raptor, and discovers a conspiracy that could disrupt the natural order of the entire planet. Life has found a way, again. Written by Jake Logsdon

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Cheating

My wife found out i was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding.

She got so mad and said she’s never gonna play scrabble with me ever again.

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music

Paper Scratcher – Blind Melon

The album Blind Melon is soooooo good. Paper Scratcher is a great song.

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Careless Whisper in the Abyss – George Michael and Slayer

A brilliant mashup!

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Incredibles 2

I saw Incredibles 2 at AMC Neshaminy with Toph and Mommy.

Incredibles 2 (2018) Animation, Action, Adventure | 1h 58min | 15 June 2018 (USA) 7.7
Director: Brad BirdWriters: Brad BirdStars: Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Sarah VowellSummary: While the Parr family has accepted its collective calling as superheroes, the fact remains that their special heroism is still illegal. After they are arrested after unsuccessfully trying to stop the Underminer, their future seems bleak. However, the wealthy Deavor siblings of Devtech offer new hope with a bold project to rehabilitate the public image and legal status of Supers, with Elastigirl being assigned on point to be the shining example. Now having agreed for now to stay at home to care of the kids, Mr. Incredible finds domestic life a daunting challenge, especially with baby Jack-Jack's newly emerged powers making him almost impossible to manage. However, Elastigirl soon has her own concerns dealing with the menace of a new supervillain, Screenslaver, who is wreaking havoc with his mind control abilities. Now, Elastigirl must solve the mystery of this enemy, who has malevolent designs on the world with the Parr family and friends key targets of this evil. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchishol@rogers.com)

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Weird Al Cover Songs

Weird Al did a cover song at each of his shows. He posted a clip of each one in a big long music video.

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Careless Whisper – Seether

This is a KILLER version of the pop song.