My wife asked me to bring home some of those pills to help give me an erection. I brought her some diet pills.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
This is such a great cover of the song. Warren Zevon was great!
This is such a cool song.
Guy goes to the drugstore to buy a pack of rubbers. After paying for them, the cashier asks if he wants a bag.
The man says “Jeez that’s rude! These not that ugly!”